theidiotking:

• Sandwich making.
• Napping.
• Getting hangovers.
• Guessing what time it is (usually within 4 minutes).
• Doing accurate impressions of people who aren’t famous.
• Cutting myself shaving.
• Befriending other people’s pets.
• Brewing and icing large quantities of tea.
• All-day procrastination followed by 1.5 hours of extreme productivity.
• Perfectly (half) ironing a button down shirt.
• Obsessive vacuuming. 
• Referencing Liam Neeson movies.

(Minus the ironing and vacuuming.)

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